Picking a Fight

Sitting at my desk at work, I came across something that only the Step-Bastard could answer...and me being the SUPER CARM that I am...and...if you're wondering? I actually have a CAPE that says "Super Carm" that was given to me last Christmas from my friend Tammy. Jealous much? Anyhoooo...

I approach the SB with my "question". And with the typical *pissy attitude*, I get that whole *heavy sigh* then he says something with the tone of - GAWD...you don't know the answer to that?...and my response has been - at least over the last two weeks - a blank look on my face and then I turn around and walk back to my office...I haven't been fighting back. Which could be reason to worry for TWO REASONS:

1.) When I don't fight back with you...I've written you off.

2.) When I don't fight with you...I've had it.

Either way, it's so unlike me. I pick my battles. And also, lately the SB has decided to ask me the following questions - on more than one occasion: "Do you have a problem with that?" and "What's with the attitude?". Doesn't that kinda seem like something a bully from Jr. High would do when they are trying to overcompensate for their shortcomings? The simple answer t the question is, "No, I don't have a problem with that, my problem lies with the way you SPEAK to me you Son of a Bitch! If you wanna fight let's just throw down and make that shit happen because I'm OVER IT!!!!!!!"

Look, dude. I'm thinking about surgically enhancing my appearance by getting a mirror installed over my face, that way when you talk to me? You can see what you look like when I ask you a question. I have a feeling the only question you'll be asking from that point forward is: "Why am I such an asshole?" My response will be, "Dunno...why don't you do some internal reflecting and write me up a procedure on how you are going to alter your attitude when you speak to me? That would be a great start."

What a sad, sad, pitiful, pathetic excuse for a human being. There was a time when I felt sorry for him...I actually felt empathy. I think I'm beyond that point now. And that sort of makes me sad. I've crossed over to the "I have no respect for you and everything you do is rediculous and you're a bully." I shouldn't have to feel like that. I enjoy being a nice person. But when it comes to him? He's sucked all the nice out of me.