Kirstie Alley? Gimme a BREAK!

I predicted the lameness of Kirstie Alley about 5 months ago. After her FAIL FAIL FAIL of being on Oprah and pledging to lose all her chub, she came out about 4 months ago with some kind of weight loss program. I predicted that she would gain all her weight back so that she could promote how AWESOME her weight loss success would be when it came time to launch her product.

Now...in a *curious* turn of events, she is going to have her own reality show.

According to cnn.com:

"The reality series is scheduled to air in 2010 and will be produced by FremantleMedia, the hit-making minds behind "American Idol."

Over the 10 episodes, cameras will trail Alley as she juggles producing a feature film, sticking to a new weight-loss program and raising her two daughters True and Lillie, all while looking for love."

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Now, I remember when she was ON the Oprah show in her BEFORE Bikini body, the REVEAL of the Binkini Body *NOT!* and the follow up when she gain much of the lost weight back. It was THEN that I had decided that she was a.) on drugs because she couldn't sit still and couldn't keep her hands out of her hair and 2.) It was all a set-up and Oprah - God bless her - had been "HAD"...because this was all a very calculated plan. SO - I have no intention of PURPOSEFULLY watching this stupid show and watching her over-zealous actions play out in a reality show - but, my "intentions" will probably dwindle and I'll force myself to watch the train-wreck.

What are your thoughts? I'm sure there are some clips on You Tube if you wanted to watch this freak in action on the Oprah show.

OH! And also? WHAT THE HELL IS UP WITH THE PANTYHOSE SHE WAS WEARING WHEN SHE REVEALED HER Not-So-Bikini-Body?!?!?!?!? You could see the seam going up her belly...and yes...IT WAS A BELLY...and she was waving around a sheer curtain in her asseous reigion trying to draw attention away from her thunder thighs.

Wow - I'm Kirstie bashing pretty hardcore, but still...it's rediculous.

What do you think? Am I just jealous? Naaaaahh...that's not it.